Legos = a choking hazard??

I got to work today and a few shares from some of the other teachers are the following:

"Mom? I don't understand why Lego's are a choking hazard. They don't even have arms!"

"Honey your shoes are on the wrong feet"

"Grandma, These are the only feets I got!"

Jenny: "Teacher! I'm going to cut my hair really really short and dye it red! All red!"

Josh (who happens to be a very natural red headed boy) says, "Oh no! You're gonna put chemicals on it and kill it?!? What's the matter with you? Don't you know that will kill your hair?!?"

Jenny: "You mean your hairs alive?"